Donald Trump is an IDIOT!

Could THIS be the face hair of America's future? If the movie Idiocracy is correct, the United States is indeed getting dumber & this could very well be the next president of the "United States of Uhh-merica."

This morning he was on the Today Show spewing a level of foolishness I have never seen from him. Meredith asked if he was a Tea Partier, he says: "I guess so." Ummm, sir, what does the Tea Party really stand for & are you sure you want to be affiliated with them? Do you know what the REST of the country thinks of them? You are all about cutting wasteful spending, you say, yet you have gold toilets!?!? I mean REALLY!  I am not taking anything away from his BUSINESS savvy, but can he run a country? That's not the same thing.

Besides, how can you trust someone who thinks THIS is acceptable hair?

And let's not get on the whole birth certificate deal. They did LESS investigating into voter fraud when Bush got "re-elected". I mean really, dude... let it gooooooo!

Again, I don't take ANYTHING away from his business acumen. But being good with money has NOTHING to do with serving the people. If you have ever watched an episode of The Apprentice or Celebrity Apprentice you know that Donald Trump is A LOT of things, but diplomatic is NOT on the list. I find him highly entertaining, but politically astute? NAAAAAAH!

Again any man that uses Ken as his hair idol is NOT  a man I would trust in times of crisis. SORRY!

Would the REAL Slutty Sister PLEASE SHUT UP!

Last night the Kardashian sisters were on Conan. The fact that Conan was rocking jeggings wasn't the ONLY ridiculous part:



Kourtney, Kim & Khloe came out to discuss their book. And Kim was shocked & appalled by Khloe & Kourtney's goofing around on Twitter. Something about adult toys, mayo & shiny lady parts... Kim's reasoning was that they have followers under the age of 17. Khloe's response: "Follow at your own risk". Khloe & Kourtney were laughing & Kim? I couldn't tell WHAT that expression was on her "face" because that thing has been pulled & pushed & botoxed to the point where her facial muscles are all mixed up.

But was she for real? You are famous because of your professionally filmed sex tape with Brandy's brother. And you are concerned about the jokes your sisters are making on Twitter being read by children that follow you? And you said this with a straight face? (thanks to the miracle of unnecessary modern cosmetic surgery)

I am all for people redeeming themselves for their past transgressions & turning their life around a la Nicole Richie. But Nicole is a wife & mom doing wife & mom things. Kim takes pictures in swimsuits & dates tons of men in the spotlight. (Put a pin in that I'm coming back to it.)

Kim is on a reality show... I think she's on her THIRD show. I'm not buying the goody goody act Missy Poo! Besides you are sitting between one sister that is married & one that stayed was in a committed relationship with the father of her child (no matter how unvelievably cheesy he is). You were in a sex tape with Brandy's brother, are all over the internet & mags in swimsuits, are injecting your body with crap before the age of 30 & were just seen on a date with Halle Berry's leftovers. You are NOT the one to hold the moral compass.

Now, back to that pin, she also said that she wants to be able to go on 10 dates with 10 different guys & not have the papparazzi all around. Hun, YOU signed up to be on reality tv. You made YOURSELF a household name. And now you are MAD about getting what you asked for. GIRL, BYE! You humped your way into the limelight & no you're mad that your "innocent" dates are being made into more than they really are. Do you have AMNESIA? Was a lobotomy included in your various and sundry surgeries? I just cannot believe you are serious. Oh to be famous for nothing & delusional.